When Bots Go Wrong

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We originally had this up on pastebin, but it got taken down. It’s too hilarious to not archive somewhere, though.

On September 09, 2016, the following occurred. (All times in MDT.)

13:51 < r00t^2> err, s/adblockers/advertisements/
13:51 < Taters> well it's a quadcopter
13:51 < r00t^2> also, lol- "forver"
13:51 < Forge> FOR VER, CHARGE!
13:51 < r00t^2> FOR VERDUN^H^H^H
14:11 < jthan> good ol' sysbot
14:11 < jthan>  sysbot: do you handle a space?
14:12 < jthan> sysbot: nope you don't
14:12 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: "nope" is not a valid command.
14:14 < Forge> sysbot dicks
14:14 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: "dicks" is not a valid command.
14:14 < Forge> sysbot:   dicks
14:14 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: "dicks" is not a valid command.
14:14 < Forge> Leading space?
14:16 < Forge>  sysbot eatshit
14:17 -!- Decept10n [~Decept10n@104.158.11.203] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:17 -!- Decept10n [~Decept10n@104.158.11.203] has quit [Client Quit]
14:23 < Forge> sysbot: remind Taters ALSO COCKS
14:23 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 3)
14:23 <@sysbot> Taters: ALSO COCKS
14:24 < Forge> sysbot: repeat last
14:24 <@sysbot> Forge: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:24 < Forge> .....
14:26 < Forge> sysbot repeat forge 3600 remind taters ALSO COCKS
14:26 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 4)
14:26 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:26 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters 5 remind Cocks
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 5)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 6)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 < jthan> LOL
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 7)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 8)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 < Forge> Oh Jesus, you didn't read! Only Taters can unset yours!
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 9)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 < jthan> r00t^2: ^ Lol i'll kill it when I stop laughing
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 10)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 11)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 12)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 13)
14:26 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:26 < jthan> sysbot: repeat help
14:26 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 14)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 15)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 16)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 17)
14:27 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters stop
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 < Forge> Stop! You're making it worse!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: 'stop' is not a valid positive integer.
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 18)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 19)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 20)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 < jthan> sysbot: help repeat
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 21)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 22)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 < jthan> LOL how do you turn it off?
14:27 < Forge> Oh FFS. Where is Taters?
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 23)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 24)
14:27 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:27 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 25)
14:27 < Forge> jthan: YOU CAN'T. ONLY TATERS CAN. THANKS.
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 26)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 27)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 < jthan> Forge: no, it's the name of the repeat not a person
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 28)
14:28 < jthan> I just don't know the command to make it stop
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 29)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 < Forge> <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 30)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 < Forge> Taters
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 31)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 < Forge> sysbot: Taters
14:28 <@sysbot> Taters is <Taters> oh no, i cried like a bitch, or <Taters> fuck me you're right, or < jthan> #tatersgonnatate
14:28 < jthan> No
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 32)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 < jthan> trust me it isn't a person
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 33)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 34)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 35)
14:28 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:28 < Forge> I tried it as just a secret word.
14:28 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 36)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 37)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 38)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 39)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 40)
14:29 < Forge> sysbot: help repeat
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> Forge: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 41)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 42)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 43)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters 5000000 remind Cocks
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: There is already an event with that name, please choose another name.
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 44)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 45)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 46)
14:29 < Forge> sysbot: repeat unschedule Taters
14:29 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters stop
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: 'Taters' is not a valid positive integer.
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: 'stop' is not a valid positive integer.
14:29 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 47)
14:29 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:29 -!- ericjung [~ericjung@107.161.31.79] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds]
14:30 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters 0
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: '0' is not a valid positive integer.
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 48)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 < jthan> sysbot: repeat taters 1 stop
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: There is already an event with that name, please choose another name.
14:30 < Forge> sysbot: repeat Taters 9999
14:30 <@sysbot> Forge: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 49)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 50)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 < Forge> sysbot: repeat Taters 9999 STAHP
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 51)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: There is already an event with that name, please choose another name.
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 52)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 53)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 54)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 55)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 < jthan> I'm seriously pissing myself here
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 56)
14:30 < Forge> YOU RUINED IT! YOU DAMNED DIRTY APES! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 57)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 58)
14:30 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:30 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 59)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 60)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 61)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 62)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 63)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 64)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 65)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 < Forge> So **I** am the immature one, I set a reminder to fire once an hour. JR sets one to repeat every **0** seconds and floods out the channel.
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 66)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 < jthan> LOL
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 67)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 < jthan> I didn't mean to
14:31 < jthan> Also
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 68)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 < jthan> I can't imagine you can't turn it off
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 69)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 70)
14:31 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:31 < Forge> sysbot repeat forge 0 remind taters ALSO COCKS
14:31 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: '0' is not a valid positive integer.
14:32 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 71)
14:32 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:32 < Forge> sysbot repeat forge 1 remind taters ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: There is already an event with that name, please choose another name.
14:32 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 72)
14:32 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:32 < Forge> sysbot repeat forge2 1 remind taters ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 73)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 74)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 75)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 76)
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 77)
14:32 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 78)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 79)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 80)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 81)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 82)
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 83)
14:32 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 84)
14:32 < jthan> Forge: you fucknut.
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 85)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 86)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 87)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 88)
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 89)
14:32 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 90)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 91)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 92)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 93)
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 94)
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 95)
14:32 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:32 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:32 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 96)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 97)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 98)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 99)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 < jthan> Forge: maybe we can just make him die
14:33 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 100)
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 101)
14:33 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 102)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 103)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 104)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 105)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 106)
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 107)
14:33 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:33 < TheTechStewart> WHY?
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 108)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 109)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 110)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 < TheTechStewart> THE HELL.
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 111)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 112)
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 113)
14:33 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:33 < TheTechStewart> SOMEONE KILL SYSBOT.
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 114)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 115)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 < jthan> Has to be r00t^2 doing that...
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 116)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 117)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 118)
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 119)
14:33 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 120)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 < r00t^2> nope
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 121)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 < jthan> OH COME ON
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 122)
14:33 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:33 < r00t^2> i'm not
14:33 < Forge> sysbot repeat forge 0 remind sysbot ALSO COCKS
14:33 < jthan> THIS ISN'T OUR FAULT
14:33 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 123)
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 124)
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 125)
14:34 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:34 < r00t^2> but this is hilarious
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 126)
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 127)
14:34 < jthan> I'm actually crying
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 < jthan> a huge amount
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 128)
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 129)
14:34 < jthan> someone came into my office to ask if I was okay
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 130)
14:34 < jthan> because I'm seriously
14:34 < jthan> juts bawling
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 131)
14:34 < jthan> laughing
14:34 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 132)
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 133)
14:34 < jthan> r00t^2: KILL IT FFS
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 134)
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 135)
14:34 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:34 < r00t^2> !qyut
14:34 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 136)
14:34 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 137)
14:34 < r00t^2> !quit
14:34 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has quit [Quit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLHIMg4aHgw]
14:34 < r00t^2> hahahahaha
14:34 < r00t^2> fuck
14:34 < r00t^2> toooo funny
14:34 < jthan> He wouldn't fucking PM me back anymore even
14:34 < jthan> lol
14:34 < Forge> THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!
14:34 < r00t^2> i'm laughing
14:34 < r00t^2> so
14:34 < r00t^2> hard
14:35 < jthan> Yeah I'm seriously
14:35 < jthan> fukcing
14:35 < jthan> hysterical
14:35 < jthan> Here we've been trying so hard to break the bot
14:35 < jthan> all we had to do was that
14:35 < Forge> That wasn't really breakage so much as a channel DOS.
14:35 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:35 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ
14:35 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ
14:35 < r00t^2> fucking crying
14:36 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 19)
14:36 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:36 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 20)
14:36 < jthan> LOL
14:36 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:36 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 21)
14:36 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:36 < r00t^2> oh no
14:36 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 22)
14:36 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 23)
14:36 < r00t^2> OH NO
14:36 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:36 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:36 < jthan> r00t^2: unload repeat
14:36 < r00t^2> !quit
14:36 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has quit [Client Quit]
14:36  * jthan laughing all over again
14:36 < r00t^2> oh, i can try that
14:36 < Forge> Try again later, bot down for maintenance.
14:37 < r00t^2> though i don't think it's a module
14:37 < jthan> yeah
14:37 < jthan> well he wouldn't even tell me what provided it in a PM
14:37 < jthan> dickhead sysbot
14:37 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:37 < sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 14)
14:37 < sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 < r00t^2> sysbot: unload repeat
14:37 < sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 15)
14:37 < sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 < sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 16)
14:37 < sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 17)
14:37 < sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:37 < sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 < sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 18)
14:37 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+oo sysbot sysbot] by ChanServ
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 19)
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 20)
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 21)
14:37 < Forge> He was too busy shouting "ALSO COCKS" and "Cocks: Reminder".
14:37 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 22)
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 23)
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 24)
14:37 < r00t^2> !kick sysbot
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 25)
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 26)
14:37 < r00t^2> oh wait duh
14:37 < jthan> LOL he's impenetrable
14:37 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:37 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 27)
14:37 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 28)
14:38 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:38 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:38 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 29)
14:38 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:38 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o r00t^2] by ChanServ
14:38 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 30)
14:38 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:38 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 31)
14:38 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:38 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 32)
14:38 -!- sysbot was kicked from #sysadministrivia by r00t^2 [sysbot]
14:38 < Forge> sysbot: repeat forge 90999 remind taters Also COX
14:38 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:38 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ, ChanServ
14:38 < Forge> sysbot: repeat forge 90999 remind taters Also COX
14:38 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 33)
14:38 <@r00t^2> oh fucking
14:38 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 34)
14:38 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:38 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+b *!*shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:*] by r00t^2
14:38 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:38 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 35)
14:38 -!- sysbot was kicked from #sysadministrivia by r00t^2 [sysbot]
14:38 < jthan> LOL We had to ban the bot
14:38 < Forge> Didn't get it in.
14:38 < jthan> he gained too much power
14:38 <@r00t^2> HE WENT MAD WITH POWER
14:39 < jthan> I'm still crying
14:39  * jthan notes not to add that functionality to his bot
14:40 < Forge> sysbot: repeat last
14:40 < Forge> ^^^ Fatal words
14:40 < jthan> You triggered him
14:40 < Forge> I triggered YOU, numbnuts.
14:40 < jthan> Well I thought I understood it sufficiently
14:40 < Forge> I read carefully, and set a nice hourly reminder for Taters.
14:40 < jthan> But Taters was not the only one who could disable it
14:41 < Forge> YOU... You set something altogether not understood.
14:41 < jthan> I think you misread that part
14:41 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [-b *!*@151.72.109.12] by r00t^2
14:41 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [-b *!*shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:*] by r00t^2
14:41 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [-b *!*@gnu.moe] by r00t^2
14:41 < Forge> It didn't really specify who could unschedule.
14:41 < Forge> or how.
14:41 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:41 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ
14:41 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ
14:41 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 24)
14:41 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:41 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 25)
14:41 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:41 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 26)
14:41 < Forge> Ah fuck, here we go again.
14:42 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has quit [Client Quit]
14:42 < jthan> LOL
14:42 < jthan> my god
14:42 -!- amayer [~amayer@mail.weberadvertising.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
14:42 < jthan> ^ scared one off
14:43 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:43 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ, ChanServ
14:43  * r00t^2 waits....
14:44 <@sysbot> jthan: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 22)
14:44 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 23)
14:44 <@sysbot> Cocks: reminder!
14:44 <@r00t^2> hahaha
14:44 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:44 <@r00t^2> fuck
14:44 <@sysbot> Forge: Okay, will remind in 0 seconds (id: 24)
14:44 <@sysbot> taters: ALSO COCKS
14:44 <@r00t^2> !quit
14:44 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has quit [Client Quit]
14:44 <@r00t^2> the suckiest part
14:44 <@r00t^2> is i have no idea how that's even happening now because the repeat module isn't even loaded
14:46 -!- EbolaBro [sopel@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:febb:c7f1] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:47 < Forge> EbolaBro: kick sysbot
14:48 <@r00t^2> Forge: sysbot's already kicked
14:48 < Forge> I was investigating escalations.
14:48 < Taters> but i like sysbot
14:48 <@r00t^2> Taters: he'll be back, i need to find out where it's storying those pending commands
14:48 < jthan> Taters: you broke it
14:49 < Forge> what bot is sysbot?
14:49 < jthan> Limnoria
14:49 < Forge> I can google too.
14:49 < jthan> I looked briefly
14:49 < Taters> also
14:49 < Taters> Forge,
14:49 < Taters> i was sitting there just watching it scroll by
14:50 < Taters> laughing because you fucked up
14:50 < jthan> r00t^2: apparently you can !repeat remove
14:50 < Forge> I didn't fuck up.
14:50 < Forge> I got what I wanted.
14:50 <@r00t^2> jthan: not of the bot is DoSing itself
14:50 < Forge> JR fucked up.
14:50 < Taters> it'll just start saying remove over and over, watch
14:50 < jthan> !repeat remove <id>
14:50 < jthan> !repeat remove taters
14:50 < jthan> that's the first one
14:51 < jthan> r00t^2: ehh he'll get it eventually. just slow
14:51 < Forge> !lobotomy #sysadministrivia
14:51 < Forge> !repeat list
14:51 < jthan> !repeat remove forge
14:51 < jthan> is another
14:51 < Forge> !repeat remove ##
14:52 <@r00t^2> okay
14:52 < jthan> !repeat remove forge 3600
14:52 <@r00t^2> hld onto your butts
14:52 < Forge> jthan: Bad format
14:52 < Forge> Doesn't need the delay.
14:52 < jthan> Well I didn't know if it took it as part of the name argument
14:52 < jthan> but
14:52  * r00t^2 waits...
14:52 < Forge> That's the delay, not the ID.
14:52 -!- sysbot [shithead@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe73:3465] has joined #sysadministrivia
14:52 < jthan> I do see id should be numerical
14:52 -!- mode/#sysadministrivia [+o sysbot] by ChanServ, ChanServ
14:52 < jthan> !repeat list
14:53 < jthan> !repeat list
14:53 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:53 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:53 < Forge> Already lobotomized?
14:53 < jthan> !repeat remove taters
14:53 <@sysbot> jthan: Error: 'taters' is not a valid positive integer.
14:53 < jthan> !repeat remove 1
14:53 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:53 < jthan> !repeat remove 2
14:53 <@sysbot> jthan: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:53 < Forge> !list repeat
14:53 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: 'repeat' is not a valid plugin.
14:54 < Forge> !forge
14:54 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: "forge" is not a valid command.
14:54 < Forge> !Forge
14:54 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: "Forge" is not a valid command.
14:54 <@sysbot> Taters is <Taters> oh no, i cried like a bitch, or <Taters> fuck me you're right, or < jthan> #tatersgonnatate
14:54 <@r00t^2> ...
14:54 <@r00t^2> !unload repeat
14:54 <@sysbot> r00t^2: Error: There was no plugin repeat.
14:55 < Forge> !repeat help
14:55 <@sysbot> Forge: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:55 <@r00t^2> wtf
14:55 < Forge> !repeat unschedule
14:55 <@sysbot> Forge: (repeat <name> <seconds> <command>) -- Schedules the command <command> to run every <seconds> seconds, starting now (i.e., the command runs now, and every <seconds> seconds thereafter). <name> is a name by which the command can be unscheduled.
14:55 < Taters> !repeat Forge 1 dicks
14:55 <@sysbot> Taters: Error: "dicks" is not a valid command.
14:55 < Forge> FFS, I'm looking at the code, I think unscheduling was never added.
14:55 < Taters> !repeat Forge 1 <reply>dicks
14:55 <@sysbot> Taters: Error: There is already an event with that name, please choose another name.
14:55 < Taters> !repeat Forgesucks 1 <reply>dicks
14:55 <@sysbot> Taters: Error: "<reply>dicks" is not a valid command.
14:55 < Taters> fuck your mother
14:55 < Forge> Please don't do that.
14:56 <@r00t^2> well, at least he isn't freaking out anymore
14:57 < Forge> !schedule list
14:57 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: "schedule" is not a valid command.
14:57 < Forge> @schedule
14:57 <@sysbot> Forge: Error: "schedule" is not a valid command.
14:57 < Forge> You're a right proper cunt, inya?

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